April 2012
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deciding everything is falling into place perfectly as long as you don’t...
– storypeople
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If it is right, it happens—The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets...
– John Steinbeck (via ohverucasalt)
535. Time is precious. Cancel your magazine...
new goal this year: don’t renew any subscriptions .. except real simple* duh.
a boat load of mags arrive every month and they never get read and really just contribute to what is already a messy room. not only is it a waste of money - although most are gifts - it’s also a waste of trees and time. at this point in my life, i’d much rather read meaningful books than learn 100 new...
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sorry for partying
no, really, i swear. it’s different this time.
why is it different this time? because i just walked 30 minutes in the cold rain with no umbrella to my apartment building’s management office and paid $40 for a replacement key.
why do i need a replacement key? because my dumb/drunk ass broke half of the original in the actual lock when i came home friday night.
ergo, sorry for...
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be not afraid of greatness. some are born great, some achieve greatness and some...
– malvolio, twelfth night
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pro v. con (weekend edition)
con: multiple boozy liquid breakfasts/lunches/dinners.
pro: comfortably fitting into my usual size pants this morning.
maybe i should do this more often .. kidding (sorta). HAPPY MONDAY!
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just because this isn’t your life plan, doesn’t mean it’s not...
– chloe, don’t trust the b- - - - in apartment 23
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leo/update
where you are going with someone isn’t clear, but it’s clear you are going together.
nicely put, horoscope .. although as far as physical location goes, i kinda do know where i am going so i suppose “relationship”-wise, this is applicable. things with the giant have been going really well. we’ve both changed a lot in the past year - especially him - and things do,...
14 Restaurants coming to 14th Street →
welp, considering i live one street over, i don’t see the whole bikini bod thing happening anytime soon.
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i talk to my mom every day. we talk about everything. this will never change.
– warnings for my future husband via thought catalog
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ummm no
“drinking in the day is an occasion unto itself, to be enjoyed on its own congenial terms. and there are terms. it shouldn’t lead to drinking all night. it can’t happen all the time. there is such a thing as starting too early.”
- rosie schaap, the subversive charm of day drinking, NY times mag
given the fact that day drinking is one of america’s my favorite past times,...
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go after her. fuck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call, go after her...
– harvey milk
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moment ruiner a.k.a. me
giant: what are you having for lunch today?
me: probably eggs whites with turkey and pepper jack .. not very exciting
giant: that sounds pretty good to me actually
me: so i guess you won't mind having breakfast for dinner and most other meals?
giant: well, i'm a master of the crockpot, so i'm sure we'll figure something out to cover the bases
me: good call but i meant more along the lines of when you come to visit in a few weeks
[cue crickets and/or long response time]
giant: oh right .. we won't have time to cook, too much to do!
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remember that time ..
i was too lazy to go into the bank and deposit rent so i stuck my check and envelope in the overnight drop box? remember when my mom was like, “hmmm mel, i’m not sure if that’s the right place” and i was like, “relax bea, the one in DC is right next to the ATM so it’s fine”? remember when it’s been 3 days since my “deposit” and my bank...
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